That's intense
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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