Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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