everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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