Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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