This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
