The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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