Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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