that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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