I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
this just has baby written all over it
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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