I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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