its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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