That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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