I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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