Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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