Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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