Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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whose parrot is this?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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