FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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