I hate your face
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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