***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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