I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
