Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
40s are totally the cure
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
