I hate your face
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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