I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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