he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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