Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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