Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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