i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
