I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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