Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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