It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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