Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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