So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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