Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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