I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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