The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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