OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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