There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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