evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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