that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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