I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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