You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I know her cup size but not her name....
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