I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did we literally take a cab across the street
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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