Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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