I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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