Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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