Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I could fuck to npr.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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