found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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