I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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