we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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