is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He better not be in your backpack
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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