Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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