You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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