ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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