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(913): View more from Kansas

ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?

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(713): View more from Texas

yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.

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(360): View more from Washington

kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.

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(516): View more from New York

Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me

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(708): View more from Illinois

Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not

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(515): View more from Iowa

Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around

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