what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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