these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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