Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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