The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm getting married
To pizza
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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